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You: ronaldo

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Stranger: ni shi zhong guo de ma

You: o adriano ta me ouvindo?

Stranger: I mean where are you come from

You: I mean what is your name

Ucraniana que estuda Relações Internacionais:

Stranger: in brazil there are ocean?

E não manja nada de geografia.

Stranger: tell me something on brazilian=)

You: Ma-ma-oee roque, vo joga um aviãozinho de dinheiro

You: it means: every little thing is gonna be alright

Stranger: i was expecting you to say muito bonita ukrainian girls =(

You: Oh...

You: let me do right then

You: funk do joel e as potranca ucrania

Não resisti.

You: and you know something about brazil?

Stranger: braziil

Stranger: there are a carnaval

Stranger: and i like a t-shirt with brazilian flag

Stranger: i think it's very posisive=)

Stranger: in brazil a lot of bananas

Stranger: and almost people dance well

Stranger: this is my thoughts 'bout your country=)

Stranger: and maradona of cours

You: what

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Ucranianas não manjam de futebol.